The Lad Formerly Known As..

What I am going to do when I publish is keep it simple, just for ease of putting it all together. So the format will be pretty easy, I think. I will keep the text all black for the most part, but I will put a ----------- line in between each email. My text is centred, his text is left justified. When other characters come in, I will make them a different colour. Narratives will be in bold maroon text. I may highlight text that is funny or important in italics or bold.

The following email had all the visa forms attached. I do not put them here because they were *so* boring!

Baby Nukah,

I am driving crazy about you honey . pls get us there soon . I really need to hold and suck you . I can not wait any longer .

I will call you as usual tomorrow Nigerian time . it's 8:30 pm here at the moment . Catch you up morrow and pls stay blessed . I love you so much and I have every reason to say it to you my loving angel .

Good nighttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt.

Everly Yours Baby Boy ,
Christopher .

Sweety ,

I developed some problems sending you these forms tonight with my official ID . As from today on , I will not be using this box again . I have deleted all our emails from there and have forwarded your pics to this new ID . Pls for safer reasons , use this box to correspond with me . It's my private email from now on . Any email you receive from that old box after tonight is not from me pls take note .

Like I have said , I am getting hurt all over me coz I can not hold you physically , pls make my dreams come through . I have opened this ID as Chris4Nukah. yes you are for me and I don't want any one else to take you away from me , if it does happen , I will die . I have opened a new ID for you as Nukah4Chris and the password is <snip password>. Pls print out this forms and submit to the Embassy . try to email me updates . if anything is not right , pls notify me immediately so that I can correct it . But if it is something you can correct there , pls do for your love to save time . I need to meet you in less than 10 days from now .

Pls tell GUY that I appreciate all of his efforts and supports to my trip to Australia . I will be glad to exchange greetings with him , pls tell him so for me honey .

Yours Husband ,
Christopher .

Oh, what's this? Lad turf war? Hmm.. things really begin to get interesting now. The password he has used for my account opens his new email box as well. As it is new, there is nothing in there except his email to me. I am now able to make outgoing calls, and I ask my partner to make a call to him (because he is a man) and I gave him the following script, which he said word for word. Unfortunately, the man formerly known as Frances but now known as Christopher did not understand a word of it. I love this script, wish I could have used it again!

Anukah has discussed with me her desire to have you come to this country. She has given me some visa forms that she wants Guy Sebastian (THE AUSTRALIAN IDOL) to file, so he is going to be your sponsor to come to this country.

I have to tell you I have a problem with this, for three reasons. The first reason is, Anukah is a lovely, beautiful girl, who believes anything that people tell her. I am much wiser and more experienced in this world. Trust me, I have seen it all, in my over 20 years of experience at BMG. I've seen a lot of bullshit. Angel Dust, switchblades, sexually perverse photography exhibits involving tennis rackets, trashed hotel rooms, rock stars biting chicken's heads off, and I have walked in on more people shagging than I care to remember.

So I am telling you, Anukah came to this country as a virgin, and she is LEAVING as a virgin, and I don't care if I have to handcuff her to me 24/7. I have a responsibility to my fellow manager in the US. So if you come over here, there is going to be NO NUDITY. You will not be left alone at any time. I will employ a chaperone, I have someone in mind if it becomes necessary.

But, I don't think that is going to be a problem, because in my opinion, I do not think this is a good idea at all, and here's why. Anukah has a lot of work to do on this tour, and she really doesn't have time for the distraction that you will provide. She's already distracted enough, with your calls and emails. She hasn't even noticed that Guy Sebastian, THE AUSTRALIAN IDOL, is absolutely head over heels crazy about her. and believe me, there's plenty of girls in this world who would kill their own families just for a shot at Guy (the AUSTRALIAN IDOL)

And finally, neither Guy (THE AUSTRALIAN IDOL) or myself know you from a bar of soap. How do we know you are decent people? I cannot allow Guy to sponsor your entry to this country. So here's what I suggest. I have two ideas for you.

1. wait until Anukah gets back to America, and go and visit her there
2. or have a good think about it, and write a *very* detailed email to Anukah's address, which she can pass on to me, which explains your reasons why i should trust you to come to this country and allow you to interact with Anukah.

IF YOU CAN CONVINCE ME THAT YOU ARE WORTHY OF COMING TO THIS COUNTRY, AND PROMISE ME YOU WILL NOT *TOUCH* ANY PART OF ANUKAH AT ALL THE WHOLE TIME YOU ARE HERE, I MAY CONSIDER SPONSORING YOU MYSELF. BUT BELIEVE ME, IT WILL HAVE TO BE GOOD, BECAUSE IT IS ALL ABOUT LEVELS OF TRUST, AND ON A SCALE OF ONE TO TEN, I HAVE MINUS TRUST FOR YOU.

Sweet Heart ,

How are you doing today ? I hope all is well . I got a call today from the Australian High Commission in Australia asking some questions about me . I hope everything is well over there . My Uncle say Hello , as a matter of fact , I can not wait to join you because the pressure I have given my family is much about you and have no choice but to give their blessing . You really need to meet my uncle as a very nice man and he was a sports Ambassodor of Nigeria in the early 80s . He went to school in U.S , University of Carlifornia Los Angels .

Sweety , pls I can not wait any longer , Have the Australian High Commission checked send the Visas immediately so that my uncle and I can come before the end of the month . I still have not received my DHL packages from Taryn , what is delaying them coz I will like to wear the ROLEX WATCH and some of the Shirts to meet you in Australia . I called your line and it was not responding . I will takl to you soon sweety .

Good bye and I look forward to your reply .

Yours Husband ,
Christopher .

Honey Angel ,

He said he wanted to be sure that when I enter Australia , that I will not misbehave and I said no , not at all . I did assured him that , I am a christian and that I need to meet with you coz I am getting married to you and he said okay , that he look forward to seing me in Australia . that was all he was trying to find out . I think he was just trying to secure your interest and mine too . Honey , I have tried to call your line and it won't go . pls switch it on so that I can call you now so that we can discuss more about this plssssssssssssssssss .

Yours Baby Boy,
Christopher .

Hmm. interesting interpretation of what Mr Dickson had to say! I don't think he really understood what was being said! :) In the meantime, Christopher is emailing Taryn as well.

Hi Taryn ?

This is Christopher , Anukahs husband . I have checked on the DHL office this morning and I did not find the packages . Did you instructed DHL to continue the shipping after I funished you my home address ? Reason is because I will not like anyone else to receive them coz I seem to travel to meet my wife Nukah in Australia by the begning of next week coz Mr Ian Dickson from the Australia Hign Commission called me not quite long and I think my Visa should be before then .

Pls let me know all this .

Thanks very much
Anukahs husband ,
Christopher .

Ian Dickson is from BMG Australia. He advised me he was going to call you to discuss his concerns. Did you understand what he was saying to you? If not, I will ask him to call you back.

Dear Taryn ,

Yes I did understood him . he was just trying to find out that I am really Anukahs Husband I think so though his English was speedy . He tried to give two conditions which I must say I did not understand what the two conditions are . Could you please have him call me back or speak them out to you so that you can translate them to me via email ? pls do and get back to me . I am still here to receive your reply .

Thanks a millions .
Christopher .

Actually, Ian Dickson had already sent me this email, to forward on to you. I think it is basically what he said to you on the phone. I will send another email about what DHL said to me as soon as I get back from lunch.

<snip above script as you've already seen it, emailed the identical thing to Christopher>

Baby Girl ,

I have read the email from the BMG,Ian Dickson . I think he just do not want me to touch you when I come over . I have found out his major concern about me coming into Australia . But baby , what should I tell him regarding his email to me ? Pls explain because I am short of words . Tell me exactly what to answer him so that I can have it sent to him immediately . As for me waiting till you get to America before visiting you , I can not do that . I must see you right now , I can not wait all that long because I am getting more and more crazier about you . it's quite very long and I can not wait to have you in my arms .

Pls tell me what to do and what we must do to convince the BMG . I am waiting here for your reply . Waiting for your reply .

Yours Husband,
Christopher .

Dear Taryn ,

I have read the email from the BMG , Mr.Ian Dickson . However , I need you to send me his private email address so that I can email him my intentions .

Thank you and I await to hear from you concerning DHL with my Items .

Christopher .

I called and spoke with a lovely man at their service centre. He has advised me that at this time, all packages to Nigeria are being held and inspected, as there seems to be a lot of fraud going on. He has told me that I will need to find the receipts for all the items Anukah has purchased to send to you before the package will be able to leave America.

I shall start looking through her papers this afternoon as I have to visit the house every day and water the plants. It should not take too long for this to be sorted out, and then your package will be on its way.

Before Anukah left, she spoke to a designer who has been working on some rooms in the house for you. Anukah requested I send you this picture for your approval, which is of your private bathroom, it has just been completed.

Dear Taryn ,

Thank you for your efforts so far . I am very glad to hear that my bathroom in Nukah's mansion has been completed . I look forward to having my Xmas bath in the bathroom .

As for the DHL , I will be waiting to receive them on arrival in Lagos .

God bless you caring one ,
Nukah's Husband ,
Christopher .

I am driving crazy about you too sugar pie. Would you write me and tell me what will happen when we do meet? What will you do with me?

It's late and I must get to bed, but I am not getting very much sleep either, I am thinking of what is under your clothes like my Ken doll. Fruit fairy, when will you send me your unclothed pictures? I cannot wait to see your body in all it's goodness and nakedness, like you have seen mine. I found a picture on the internet of a ken doll with no clothes on, do you look like this?

I send you my pic of the day, it is me performing in a huge scary hairy wig. I think it looks crazy but the style team loved it. It was heavy!

Baby Angel ,

Well , I got your questions , they are some kind of sexy and careful questions . I have to be careful on my answers, haha , somewhat funny .

1) When I meet you , I think I will have to embrace you after we might have chatted for some while . Well, I don't know how to put this to you , maybe I might feel to be on top of you and I wanna beleive you know what would have taken place . maybe my dick will feel you a little pending on how really sweet it touches you .

2) What I will do with you is something I can't tell all for now . they are uncountable honey , I will do with you with everything . 1) I will have to treat you as a woman . 2) I will have to make you understand that , you are my Life wife . I have to let you know that you are my soul mate . my angel of my life time all the days of my life . honey , pls note that I am more crazier than you do . My own is even something I really can not tell of . I am missing you so badly . pls get me there soon coz I need go inside you . I shall send you my naked pictures as soon as I get one soon . I hope yours is reay waiting for mine .

I will wait to hear from you on what you were able to reach with BMG, Ian Dickson concerning my Sponsorship .

Yours Lovely Husband,
Christopher .

I send you this in the mean time. This is one they took a while ago for my record album cover before I even met you.. and one of Guy that Sienna gave me today..

Thought you would be interested to read this, even though it is a couple of days old - they talk to Anukah at the bottom.

Yours Sincerely,
Taryn
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Idol: Guy backs Anthony
November 17, 2004 - 10:31AM

Melbourne's Anthony Callea is Guy Sebastian's hot tip to take out the second series of Australian Idol on Sunday.

Sebastian, who last night performed the first gig of his national tour, said Callea had the "girl vote".

"I also think the girl factor is the big one. I don't know if as many boys vote.

"I didn't expect (other finalist) Casey (Donovan) to get that far but she has definitely struck something in the hearts of Australia."

Callea and 16-year-old Donovan will compete for the Australian Idol title and a lucrative recording contract with Sony BMG at the Sydney Opera House on Sunday.

The pair follow in the footsteps of last year's winner Sebastian and runner-up Shannon Noll.

"I definitely think it is a TV success but I don't know how much of a recording success it would be," he said.

Sebastian kicked off his national tour in Queensland last night, performing for more than 1000 fans at the Gold Coast Convention Centre.

"It was great for a first run," Sebastian said before driving to Brisbane for his next show.

"I just look forward to getting the show totally right. I am just going crazy the whole time just trying to think of what to do next."

Sebastian is accompanied by a support act - Anukah, out from the United States as a last minute replacement for his original support act who had to drop out with voice problems, a 10-piece band and four dancers.

His set includes songs from both his albums - his debut Just As I Am and the follow-up Beautiful Life.

"It was the first time I had done my own shows. But I had a ball. The show has pretty much got everything - intimate moments and the big production numbers. Plus, I really love the support act I am touring with, Anukah. She and I are writing songs together and getting a lot of work done in our spare time during the tour. She is fantastic company for me. We share a suite, and anytime I am feeling challenged by the tour, she picks me up and puts me back together again."

Sebastian said the rumours about himself and Anukah having a relationship were not true at all.

"Anukah has someone in her life, and as much as I would love to be in her life, as more than a great friend, I don't think there is any chance of that happening. If she ever ends up being single, I'd be on a plane to America in a second." he said.

"In the meantime, I've got a lot on my plate, and a guy can dream, right? Well, certainly this Guy will be. I adore her."

Sebastian's tour includes 14 dates, starting on the Gold Coast and moving to Brisbane, Newcastle, Canberra, Wollongong, Melbourne, Adelaide, Perth and Sydney.

The singer, who is now based in Sydney, said he was looking forward to playing his home town of Adelaide.

"I am trying to get used to living in Sydney and it is not really happening so I might have to get a house in Adelaide somewhere."

We also managed a quick chat with Anukah, who will be releasing her first CD in March next year after a quick trip to visit a "special friend" in Nigeria. She said "Touring with Guy is one of the most exciting experiences of my life. He is such a brilliant person - talented, smart, tall, creative, and the girls just love him. I'm not surprised that they all give me the evil eye, because he is the Australian Idol, and girls want him - and I get to sleep in the same suite as he does."

The pretty young lass from the US is based in San Diego, and was recently signed to BMG after competing in a talent competition herself.

"I'm really excited about being a part of the BMG talent pool, there's a lot of really talented people and so far I have worked with several of the big names. Guy and I have written a lot together since he came over to the states last year to record his CD, but I have been lucky enough to work with Justin Timberlake, Kylie Minogue and Rick Astley, who has produced a lot of my tracks." she said.

Asked if she wanted to comment on the rumours that there is something going on between her and Guy - they are very close according to tour members, and share a suite, though it has separate bedrooms, she said "I am single in the strict terms of single, but my heart belongs to somebody, and sadly it's not Guy."

So chins up, girls - Guy is still available, there's hope for us all yet!
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Most of the above was actually from an original news.com.au article, and I just modified it to suit my needs.

I am really disappointed that you hung up on me :( Do you not love me anymore? I got a funny email in my inbox today - I have no idea what it means, but it says this -

I don't know what a Naija man is. Sounds like something from a horror movie? The Blair Witch Project? But I am sure if I come across one, I will be ware. ;) There's only one kind of man I want to have in my inbox now.. and his name is you. Preferably naked. And SOON I am waiting! Do not worry, I will keep your trust and photos to myself, I don't want anyone seeing what is for MY EYES ONLY and that is for life. DO not let anyone else see what is for my eyes, only your eyes and my eyes can look at Mr Happy. Please tell me you still love me. I am waiting for your nakedness.

and i have to go to bed now, alone. :( one day we will go together - here is a pic of my bedroom, will you like to be in it with me? Do you think the bed is big enough to accommodate your big Mr Happy? I can get a bigger one if you think it is necessary.

Oh, and you said this -
1) When I meet you , I think I will have to embrace you after we might have chatted for some while . Well, I don't know how to put this to you , maybe I might feel to be on top of you and I wanna beleive you know what would have taken place . maybe my dick will feel you a little pending on how really sweet it touches you

Put it to me by describing exactly what you will do - I need to know so I can be prepared. Remember I have never been with a man before and am not really sure what happens, I have not really seen what is underneath the clothes, that's why i want your pics. You said you watched lots of videos but I have never seen any. Should I go and get some?

i will go to bed now, but hope to hear from you soon! and i can't wait for those pics.

Hmm. Time for my lad to tell me the facts of life? Not quite yet, but it is coming up soon, keep reading! ;)

Dearest Wife ,

Please am so sorry I could not provide you the naked picks today . However , unfailingly by monday to wednesday , I will get it sent to you . as for the matter of hanging up on you , I never did that honey , what profit would it give to me hanging up on my wife ? just tell me . It's just that , you do not know how much you mean to me . it's something that words can not say it all . my physical appearance will explain better to you and I hope so . do not be offended love , I beleive it was bad Network connection .

I love your bedroom and it's veryyyyyyyyyyyy biggggggggggggg . It will contain both of us very well . leave it this way and we will be fine with this one okay . I am still waiting for Taryn to deliver my packages . as of yet nothing , was anything sent to me all honey ? I am begning to think badly if this is true that there are some packages you left to Taryn to send to me . I am not doubting you but it's more than 3 weeks now nothing received .

Honey , I never have seen anyone who can stop me from loving you . I will always love you both in good and bad . So rest you assured and I will always stick to you okay .

Yours Baby Husband,
Christopher .

How are today,hope ypur are ok,never had nothing from you through the email since yesterday,please do email me for i am dying over here of cold and missing you,hoping to hear from you sweet heart,

I have only been in Australia 11 days, not three weeks. Yes, the package has been sent but Taryn tells me they have stopped it at the sending centre and I have to tell her where the receipts are for everything in the package but I have no idea, I don't keep that kind of thing. She is looking through my pantry for them. If we can't find them she might have to go back to the shops and get copies, please be patient, I'm not there to do it myself.

I sent you lots of emails did you not get them? But to the new email address you made for us, not this one. I'll send this to both addresses. I have to go, it's sound check time - remember what I am doing for the rest of today, do you read the intineries? My darling, do you have a normal kind of phone I can call you on? I saw the bill for the call I made to your mobile the other night and that was very expensive, I might need to call you on a landline because that is a lot cheaper.

If you do, get the number back to me today and I will be able to call you after the concert tonight. Here is today's itinerary in case you forgot it. I get rid of the stuff we already did..

FOURTH TOUR SHOW - SATURDAY NOVEMBER 20 - DAY ELEVEN
**PLEASE NOTE ROUTINE FOR SHOW DATES IS ALWAYS IDENTICAL**
**SAME SHIT, DIFFERENT DAY, NEW LOCATION, BY ORDER IAN 'DICKO' DICKSON BMG AUSTRALIA**

1pm NSW time
Sound Checks - Anukah, Guy.
3pm NSW time
"Fro Zone" - Anukah, Guy.
5pm NSW time
Dinner, on site, Crockett Catering.
6pm NSW time
Tour Team Meeting - All staff, Guy, Anukah, Tony Bonaducci Dancers
7pm NSW time
Tour prayer "You Raise Me Up" - to be sung by all in huddle formation
Warm Up.
7:30pm NSW time
Anukah on Stage
8pm NSW time
Guy on Stage
Anukah Physio and Massage
10pm NSW time
Guy Physio and Massage
10:30pm NSW time
Transport back to Accommodation

I'm eating dinner and emailing you at the same time, sorry if I make any typing errors. The laptop keyboard is bery small.

I tried to copy the page from my bank but I do not know if it will work for you, I had a lot of trouble pasting it into an email so Andrew G, Cleo Australia Bachelor of the Year, as well as IT guru, happened to be visiting us at the time and noticed my swearing. He knows about computers, so he made it into a file to send to you.

As a bonus for his wonderful efforts, I will send you a tribute photo of
him when I have more time, he is a very handsome man in photographs but this does not compare to seeing him in person. Wow. He is truly beautiful and filled with the spirit of the Lord, or whatever alcoholic beverage he is drinking at the time. I have never met someone who is so much larger than life, and with better hair than me - and it is real! If I did not have you, Moon Bear, I would run away with Andrew G in an instant.. ;) I like my men smart and sexy. But for now you will have to settle for some of the pics I have put aside to send you, I like to send you the pics because it makes me feel like you are here with me when you are seeing what I am seeing.

Today there is one of Guy performing during his Fro Zone thingy, and one of me performing during the Newcastle concert. Another day, another wig. But I like that one, I might keep it. And of course I send you the bank file

Now I can't remember why for the life of me I sent him my bank statement, I think it must have been discussed on the phone. It was probably because I wanted to give photoshopping a try, and wondered if it would fool a lad.

I am not able to send you the email of Ian Dickson. There are too many people who would like his email address, so what he has advised is you can send the email to me, and I will forward it on to him.

I also have an email from Charles .U. Farley, the manager of BMG North America, which is very important and he has asked me to pass it on to you. If I could give you some personal advice and not get into any trouble for it, please think very carefully about what you are doing here. Anukah could easily lose her recording contract if you two are not careful. I paste the email now.

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Dear Anukah and Christopher,

Anukah, you already know me and have met me, but for Christopher, I should introduce myself. I am Charles Farley, the Managing Director of BMG North America. I am the employer of Anukah, and of many other talented artists, some of the more famous ones include Christina Aguilera, Boney M, Justin Timberlake, Dido, Foo Fighters, Aretha Franklin, Whitney Houston, Jay-Z, Alicia Keys, Avril Levigne, Kylie Minogue, OutKast, Pink, Dolly Parton, Elvis Presley, Britney Spears, Take That, Usher, Weird Al Yankovic - I could go on for days, there's a lot of artists, but those are the more famous ones.

Generally, when I give advice, people listen, and this is usually because they know that I employ them and to do otherwise means they will lose their record contract. And I am going to give some advice to both of you right now.

Anukah, we have a signed contract with you. One thing you must remember is that as a part of your contract, you must comply with the directives of BMG North America. I am going to issue a directive right now. You will finish your tour. You will come back here to the US and complete the recording and preparations for your cd release. Then, as agreed, you may have a month off to visit Christopher in Nigeria. YOU WILL NOT entertain any further thoughts of seeing him before then, otherwise I will terminate your contract. I post the relevant section of your contract below.

Christopher, you will be patient and wait for Anukah to come to you. We are talking about 74 days. If you cannot be patient and wait, maybe you need to find somebody else to take the virginity of. If you turn up in America on your own, I cannot stop you, Anukah can see you on her own time, but she is not to help you in any way - money, visas, no assistance at all - otherwise I will terminate her contract. You can go to Australia but while she is in Australia, she is being paid by BMG to tour, and she is our property 24/7. Our security guards on the tour will be instructed not to allow you in her presence.

I hate to be a hard ass about this, but we have work to do. This is not a childs play. Please respect Anukah and her contract with us, and if you can be patient the rewards will be great.

*2. CONTRIBUTION BY ARTIST (Anukah Boneham).* Artist (Anukah Boneham) agrees to fully cooperate with the Company(BMG North America), in good faith, in the production of the Recording; to contribute to such production the music and lyrics embodied in the Songs; to arrange, direct and perform the Songs in such a manner as to facilitate the production of the Recording; and to otherwise strictly observe the remaining duties and obligations of this Agreement. Artist (Anukah Boneham) also agrees to comply with all directives given by the Company (BMG North America).
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Anukah asked me to do something before she left the states and I forgot. She wanted me to forward this form on to you which is a declaration of intent to be cryopreserved. She is going to pay for this for you, as she intends you to be together for all eternity. It is very important that you send this form back and also carry a copy with you at all times, in case something happens to you. It is best to put it in your wallet.

If you can return this to me, I will return it to Alkor, and then things will be resolved.

This was my first ever attempt at a form. He never sent it back to me, and I got caught up in other stuff. Pretty crap form, huh? ;) The ones later in the bait are a lot better.

Your mails received and well noted . May I pls use this little opportunity to introduce myself to you both . I am Mr . Christopher Chiguzo Ibezimako , An Auto-Mech Engineer by proffession . I have qualified in Automobile Engineering Mechanic and I have my Trade Test . Sirs , I have read your emails and I do not have a choice neither will I disobey your words .

However , I am a christian and what I hate doing is ignoring elderly advices. I can not disobey you but my concern is to make sure that my wife is happy . I have written and have taken oath to lIve in etrnity with Anukah and no one can change it except God Almighty who made us . I understand I may distract her attentions if I visit her while on duty . But I will like to make you understand that , I am going to visit her in Australia but I am not going to touch any part of her body nor try to distract her attentions I promise .

Please do give me 3 days visit to her with your quick assiatnce and I will come back to my Country and wait to receive her in Nigeria on February after she might have completed her contract with you . I asked this from both of you so that she can be rest assured of me because we are both worried to see each other . I hereby declare that , on my visit to Anukah in Australia , I promise not to touch or make love to her . I will have to keep away from her . all I need is to see her face and I would not mind to return that same day after we might have seen each other's faces live .

Sirs , I await the next reply from you and note you that , I am more richer than Anukah , And her money, Visas or anything else neither connection you have mentioned in your email to me are none important and relevant to me pls take note . If she needs money , I can give her because I have made much money for myself and my family . I am okay with what God has given to me . Even if she is rich , It's for her and not for me . I can always manage and be contented with what I have . I think that was an iberiberious thoughts from you sir . I am in a very good position here in my company and I thank God for everything he has done in my life and in the life of Anukah my wife .

God bless you all and I look forward to your next reply . Pls take good care of my wife for me , she worths more than everything in this World for me pls .

Thanks for your email to me even when you are eating you had to write me , well sweety , I find it difficult saying all in words . I sincerly believe in physical expression but they won't allow us . I read the email you received , but mind you honey , this is the only email account I have at this moment . I have never written you with another email address except this . so I truelly do not know where or who has written you . I was blocked off from my former account by violaters and this is why I had to open this new account for us . Do not mind or answer any email you may receive outside this box .

Taryn wrote me and forwarded me one hash email from BMG and from one Charles U Farley . this people are mean honey , why ? honey I am afraid at this moment because I don't really understand all this barrears .The fact is that , if I lose you , I am dead thats all I have to tell you . Reason for this is because , I have taken oath to live in ternity with you and my love for you has gone much more deeper . I also received one document from Taryn telling me that you instructed her to send it to me to fill and return back to you accepting that I will live with you in eternity , did you ? I have the form but I will not fill it until I confirm you instructed her to do so then I will fill it . Honey , I have snapped some of my naked pics for you , I did this because of love , I am going to send it to you in less than 2 hours from now . pls don't laugh at me if you get the pic today . would you ? answer me this email before I send them today . if you are going to laugh , I will not send it , but if you assure me sincerely that you won't, I will send it immediately . But if you are too busy just as I thought you would be , don't worry and I will send it after the 2 hrs if I did not hear from you okay .

I promise I will not laugh. I mean it. Send them now! And I will reply to the rest soon, I am back at the hotel after the concert now.

You are welcomed back . How was the concert ? though I need not to ask coz I trust you . I am happy you have promised me . I am going to send it in less than an hour pls . I have to print and scan it to you .

Just wait till then . I called your number and a man picked it telling me it is wrong number , who was that ?

I think you must have dialled wrong, nobody has my phone and it hasn't rung today, try it again now! Unless something has gone wrong with it? I am still replying to your other mail, I am waiting and very happy that you are sending them to me! :)

For some reason at this point, I get it into my head to stir the pot a little. The people who stole his other box are about to make an appearance.. :) On the next page! and of course the naked pics but don't worry, the pink paintbrush of morality will be applied. :)