Sc@m-b@iting for beginners

- How many pics of different girls can I send him without him clicking that it is not me? This is the challenge I have set myself  with this bait. **updated 23/12/04 -

- Or, the ART OF LAD SEDUCTION warning, some nudity, no full frontal, though I do send those shots, I do not put them here!-

- I include some handy tips for those of you who are not ladies and therefore not aware of the tricks we use. -

- Girl 1. Someone from Australian Idol - this inspires me in my bait but more on that later. I tell my lad that I am a singer who has almost finished recording my first cd after winning a record contract on a talent show.

Someone else from Australian Idol. Girl count - 2 (if your lad becomes suspicious, tell him that they can do wonders with makeup and hair extensions these days.)

A lass from America's Next Top Model (ANTM) - cycle 1. Adrienne is her name. Tip 2 - show some skin early on, men get excited by that kind of thing. These are from my potential first cd cover shoot, btw. Girl Count - 3

This is also Adrienne, I have a lot of her, and I think he likes them.

Another day, another girl. This is a lass from the current cycle of ANTM, Ann. Tip #3 - Skin over-rides face. Show skin, they not notice it is a different face. Girl Count - 4.

This is also Ann from ANTM.

Back to Adrienne from ANTM

And now, WOW! Blow their minds with a bit of nudity. This is also Adrienne from ANTM

Me with my style team, as I have now gone on tour with Guy Sebastian, the Australian Idol. In Australia. Just for fun. I have no idea who this chick is, but she brings the girl count - 5.

A bit more nudity to try and inspire him to send me his naked photo for my modalities.

Oh look, they did a Beyonce to me - Me and Guy on Tour, and again I know not who this chick is. Girl count - 6. And yes, I sent it exactly like that, with the stamps and everything! Clearly my lad does not know of Google Modalities.

This comes from the tour media pack that my secretary sent to my lad, as well as the shot below. Again this is Adrienne.

Guy and I at a dinner thing. Or I should say Guy and his girlfriend, bringing the girl count up to - 7.

And now, girl count 8 - Delta Goodrem, for his viewing pleasure.

Girl count 9 - some other piano playing chick, I know not whom.

Back to Delta

Back to Adrienne.

More Delta. I sent him this and the below one in the same email, telling him I am thinking of using the short hair wig for my career and this way nobody will recognise me with long hair, so we will be able to go shopping.

I next send him some naked pictures which I will not put here, they were a bit rude.. :) Onto Ricki Lee, for it was Aus Idol final time, and I really liked this shot.. Girl count (two different naked girls, plus Ricki, 12) 

Then I figured, why not a shot of Chanel, too? Girl Count 13

I also sent these shots of Delta - there's one with Andrew G, too!

What a lovely pic of her..

Sophie Monk, recently seen in a Blink 182 film clip, with Andrew G. This is my character's beach blonde look.

I have no idea who this is. I think it might be Alicia Keys. But it could be anyone.

Here is me dancing with Justin Timberlake

Oh, didn't you know I was in a Beyonce clip too?

Actually, I was in this one too - two Beyonce clips!

Ricki Lee, again.

Me/Adrianne with Tyra Banks

Adrianne wearing something the lads like a lot.. I've lost count of the girls by now!

And Guy Sebastian using my laptop, just because I can put it here.. :)

And while youre here, why not look at pics of my mansion and the present I bought him?

The bathroom, where he is going to take his Xmas Bath

The front, it is really pretty no?

The backyard, where he and I will share moonlit nights

My powder room

My bodyguard

My home theatre

My entertainment room

My lounge room

And the bedroom! It is very splendid, no, for a girl with this much money in her account - thanks TF!

And I sent it to him on the 3rd of November! Note the date on the watch. So there you go, the art of Seduction. :)

And that is it so far, want to go home now?